Sometimes you have to take matters into your own hands.

All you fast residents can just go jump in the lake.

I think I’m going to need a hand with the kitchen work.

Whatever floats your boat…..

The no-sex guy at Market and Powell in San Francisco, swimming against the tide….

It’s odd the things that people remember. Parents will arrange a birthday party, certain it will stick in your mind forever. You’ll have a nice time, then two years later you’ll be like, ‘There was a pony there? Really? And a clown with one leg?’ … Continue reading